Can I Get a Pack of Basic Ultra Lights Please?

I keep having the urge to run out and buy a pack of cigarettes this morning. I’ve decided to make a list of pros and cons for quitting smoking.

PROS:

1. I smell pretty.

2. I don’t want head/neck or lung cancer.

3. I can hug my boys without them having to smell my stinky smokiness.

4. I want to run in a 5K or 10K.

5. I can live my life without having to worry about where the nearest smoking area is or when I can sneak away to smoke.

6. I can exercise without becoming winded.

7. My teeth will be healthier.

8. My food will taste better.

9. I’ll have extra money!

I’m sure there are lots more, but that’s a good start.

CONS:
1. I have no immediate outlet for frustration/anxiety/stress.

2. I want to punch random people in the face.

3. I will no longer have smoking buddies, those instant friends you have when you’re the only smokers at a party…

4. People are much more annoying when I’m a nonsmoker…

5. I’ll spend extra money I save from smoking on food that is equally as bad for me.

6. I’ll gain 10 pounds from above-mentioned craptastic food.

7. Nothing better than a cigarette after a good meal or sex or while drinking a Miller Lite.

I’m really trying my best to stick to this quitting thing. There’s been a few if-you-look-at-me-again-lady-I’m-gonna-knock-you-the-eff-out cravings, nothing I couldn’t handle I guess. At least no one has died yet anyway. I just have to take it 1 minute at a time and hope I come out in 1 piece on the other side, and hope those around me do too.

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One Response to Can I Get a Pack of Basic Ultra Lights Please?

  1. Avatar of wrestling wrestling says:

    Good luck on kicking the habit. My wife and I quit three years ago and haven’t smoked since. After seeing the prices now, I’m glad we quit when we did.

    The cost for DumDum suckers for a couple months was well worth it, not to mention the added health benefits and a better sense of taste and smell. I never knew my homemade chili was that spicy!

    Don’t worry about the weight gain – I gained some but it wasn’t much. Weight can be lost and is a small price to pay over more permanent lung damage.

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